Titanic Sequel: ‘Titanic Rising’ to Be Released this Summer

Hopes are high for this sequel as the original 1997 hit raked in over $1.5 billion worldwide.

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Most Americans Happy Game of Star Wars is Over

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“If fans are demanding a complete reshoot of the final season, then I’ve avoided 71 episodes of anticlimactic bullshit.”

Sarah McLachlan Passes The Curse of The Arms of The Angel on to Maelyn Jarmon Live on The Voice

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Elders of the ASPCA materialized on stage. Cloaked in black hoods, they hovered and waited for Jarmon to sign their commercial contract in her own blood.

Kim Kardashian Sues Jack in the Box Over Explosive Diarrhea

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“Because of the extreme food poisoning, Kim has also experienced dramatic silicone loss in the [expletive], lip and breast regions.”

What Happens to the 19 Dead Horses After the Kentucky Derby?

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“We sell the meat to Taco Bell, send a bunch of parts to candy factories and use the rest to make high-end huffing glue.”

Local Man Uses Catheter So He Doesn’t Miss Any Part of Avengers: Endgame

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“Overall, I’d give the movie 5-stars,” Kellner stated.

Bill Gates Stars as Catwoman in Highly-Anticipated Film

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“Gates oozes with a sultry sex appeal that culminates in a passionate, 12-minute lovemaking scene with the masked hero Batman who is played by Apple CEO Tim Cook.”

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