Karen Pence Insists on Sitting Between Mike Pence & Kamala Harris on Debate Stage

Karen Pence says she will only allow her husband to debate Kamala Harris if she can sit on stage between the two candidates and “make sure that Mike doesn’t give in to sexual temptations.” Shortly after the news broke, Joe … Continue reading Karen Pence Insists on Sitting Between Mike Pence & Kamala Harris on Debate Stage

Useless Man Who Tells Everyone Voting is Pointless Spends Hours Debating Politics Online

Standing by the claim that “it’s all a huge, pointless waste of time to vote,” 31-year-old David Braun of Topeka, Kansas has been spending countless hours of his life debating politics with strangers online. “I can’t believe that people are … Continue reading Useless Man Who Tells Everyone Voting is Pointless Spends Hours Debating Politics Online

Amy Klobuchar evolves into Klobucharizard on debate stage

Amy Klobuchar evolves into Klobucharizard on Democratic Debate stage

During her closing statement at the Iowa Democratic Debate – and without warning – Senator Amy Klobuchar evolved into Klobucharizard; sprouting an additional head on her right shoulder all while shaking violently on stage. Continue reading Amy Klobuchar evolves into Klobucharizard on Democratic Debate stage

President Trump says he might boycott 2020 debates after running out of “the best words”

President Trump announced today that he may not participate in the 2020 Presidential Debates after realizing that he’s used up every last one of his best words. “I’ve said ’em all folks. All of my best, most tremendous words. Every … Continue reading President Trump says he might boycott 2020 debates after running out of “the best words”

Fans in Section 129 at NFL Game Engage in Reasonable Discourse Regarding Colin Kaepernick

Citing differing opinions regarding Freedom of Speech as found in the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, fans in section 129 of the Carolina Panthers vs. San Francisco 49ers game spent the 12-minute halftime respectfully debating the merits of free speech in relation to patriotism. Continue reading Fans in Section 129 at NFL Game Engage in Reasonable Discourse Regarding Colin Kaepernick

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Agrees to Debate Bernie Sanders

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Agrees to Debate Bernie Sanders

After weeks of back-and-forth rhetoric, Hillary Clinton has finally agreed to debate Bernie Sanders. The Hillary Clinton/DNC Campaign has generously offered several dates, times, and locations for the two to clash – including some specific rules. Option #1: During the … Continue reading BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Agrees to Debate Bernie Sanders

Chris Christie Banned From Debates Until He Can Gain Self-Awareness

Chris Christie Banned From Debates Until He Can Gain Self-Awareness

Grossly obese Republican Presidential candidate and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has been banned from further debates until he can become fully aware of both himself and the world around him. The ban, which was handed down by the Republican … Continue reading Chris Christie Banned From Debates Until He Can Gain Self-Awareness