There’s a good chance your favorite football player just had a hot enema before taking the field when you watch this Sunday. Continue reading New NFL trend has players receiving hot enemas before games
“The Hall of Fam is like the silver medal for personal achievement. It’s meant for the guys that are a tad better than just okay.” Continue reading NFL Announces ‘Hall of Fam’ Nomination for Donovan McNabb, Other Slightly Above Average Players
“The Washington Redskins select any Native American. That’s right. Any. Just send anyone, but preferably someone athletic or okay with doing commercials.”
Continue reading Washington Redskins Justify Keeping Name in 2019 by Drafting a Native American in the First Round
“I permanently cut cheese out of my diet,” police officer Damien Stephens stated. “If you’ve never seen a ‘Kraft Singles Cheese Queef Shower,’ I recommend that you keep it that way.” Continue reading Patriots Owner Caught in Massive Cheese-Fetish Pornography Ring
“The last time that Tom was this upset was after the 31-0 loss to the Bills in 2003.” Continue reading ‘Months of Pegging’ Needed for Brady to Overcome Super Bowl Loss
“This move to male cheerleaders is a conscious effort to push back against female objectific…” Continue reading Packers Will Try Out All-Male Cheerleading Squad in Upcoming Season
Brady will be given a locker farther away from other players. Continue reading Patriots Players Accuse Tom Brady of Sexual Misconduct
Citing differing opinions regarding Freedom of Speech as found in the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, fans in section 129 of the Carolina Panthers vs. San Francisco 49ers game spent the 12-minute halftime respectfully debating the merits of free speech in relation to patriotism. Continue reading Fans in Section 129 at NFL Game Engage in Reasonable Discourse Regarding Colin Kaepernick
With Tannehill likely out for the year, an opening was created for Culter to come in and really disappoint Miami fans… Continue reading Jay Cutler Agrees to Ruin Dolphins’ 2017 Season for $10 Million
Brady revealed that he was “very hurt” by the NFL’s decision to ban him for 4 games. Further, the release stated that he “couldn’t stand to see his team slighted like this” – referring to the lost draft picks and $1 million fine. Continue reading Tom Brady Announces Retirement
“I will be abstaining from the locker room, and football i guess, for awhile because God spoke to me and told me that I should stop doing what I’m doing,” said Wilson. ” I told God right then and there that I would.. Continue reading Star Quarterback Russell Wilson Announces “Hiatus From the Field”
