Countless firearm fanatics are boycotting Walmart after the company ended some of its ammunition sales and banned customers from walking around the stores with their dicks out guns. Meanwhile, Arby’s hasn’t changed how they’ve been selling ammunition since they opened … Continue reading Boycotting Walmart? Take your sister to Arby’s for your next date instead
Bring your kids in during the school day for some savory seafood as we assault your senses with garlic shrimp scampi, crunchy fiesta shrimp or sesame-ginger grilled shrimp. Continue reading Tired of nonstop mass shootings? Dive-in and take cover at Red Lobster for Endless Shrimp
“With the amount of mass shootings we’re having, it’s not unreasonable to expect savings of around $4,500 a year.” Continue reading Most of Country Keeping Flags at Half-Staff to Save on Labor Costs
Amazon says that nearly 90% of Prime members should be able to order a gun and receive it in less than 3 hours. Continue reading NRA Partners With Amazon For Same Day Gun Shipping
“Because you can’t fire a gun in the bedroom, it can be very difficult for our members to achieve an erection without penis pills.” Continue reading The NRA Spent Hundreds of Millions of Dollars on Viagra for Executives
“We do strongly prefer that they be handed over as they’ll be repurposed as thrusting devices in sex toys.” Continue reading Banned Bump Stocks Will Be Recycled as Sex Toys, Justice Department Says
The NRA is utilizing “balloon art guns” and the hashtag #LiterallyDead as part of their marketing. Continue reading NRA Billboards Encourage Mass Shooters to Become Event Planners Instead
“I hate to say this folks, but it’s to the point where we may have to make something up.” Continue reading FOX News Anxiously Awaits Another Tragedy
Law now outlaws sale of guns in America. Continue reading Trump Bans Guns After They Steal Spotlight From Him, Again
Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who wants to purchase more military-grade weapons. Continue reading The ‘Too Soon’ Gun Campaign Asks Domestic Terrorists to “Tone it Down”
The former President reported that it was “very easy” to find most of the guns. Continue reading Obama Begins Nationwide Confiscation of Guns
“Hopefully you are aware of the widespread gun ban suggestions that threaten the United States and your right to arm yourself. Remember: Just because…” Continue reading NRA Releases a Warning Regarding Mass Shootings
NRA President Wayne LaPierre, and Executive Vice President James W. Porter II have announced a plan to quickly curb mass shootings in the United States of America. Here are their tips for lowering the number of shooting deaths: Continue reading Heads of NRA Announce Plan to Stop Mass Shootings
Texas Governor Gregg Abbott (R-Texas), like many other state leaders, has sent a letter to President Obama stating that he will not allow any refugees into his state in light of the recent, tragic attacks in Paris, France. The decision … Continue reading Texas Governor Picks Guns Over Humanitarianism
Barack Obama, who is by all means a “Lame Duck” president, used the recent school shooting to defend gun owners. This was a surprising move by the leader of the Free World as he decided to use tragedy in order to get everyday Americans to, as he stated, “think for… Continue reading Breaking: Obama Uses School Shooting to Defend Gun Owners
“…I’m not happy and I will try to get to the bottom of this and use every legal option possible,” stated Loesch.” Continue reading Altered Media Shows NRA Spokeswoman in Cruel Light
