An attempt to clue the Vice President in using his teleprompter backfired; resulting in Pence aggressively shouting “There’s a tail sticking out of your ass” in the middle of an impassioned speech on moral decay in America.
Trump starts gagging and declares that ‘the golden juice went down the wrong pipe!’
Users of the popular gay dating and hookup app ‘Grindr’ have reported that Vice President Mike Pence had a countdown to impeachment on his profile that only remained visible for a few minutes. One user managed to snap a screen shot of Pence’s profile before it was changed. Later the two men met at the vice president’s home in Washington D.C. whereupon Pence gave the man a rusty trombone for nearly 4 hours while masterfully performing several patriotic songs with his lips. Like our Facebook page for even more engaging news and important information.
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On Thursday night, Vice President Mike Pence walked up to Donald Trump just outside of the White House Kitchen and “straight up dropped the motherfucker” with a right hook. An hour later at press time Pence was seen entering the The Crew Club – a famous Washington D.C. gay bathhouse. “Obviously nothing matters anymore, so I’m going to do what-evahhh-the-fuck-I waaant,” sassed Pence before making a hair flipping motion, yelling, “Swish Swish Bish!” and turning to strut inside. Thank you for reading our latest informative news article. Check out more stories below – or like our Facebook page.