You can now hunt plant-based, robo-animals thanks to Beyond Meat

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A new era of vegan-friendly hunting has begun in America.

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Sarah McLachlan Passes The Curse of The Arms of The Angel on to Maelyn Jarmon Live on The Voice

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Elders of the ASPCA materialized on stage. Cloaked in black hoods, they hovered and waited for Jarmon to sign their commercial contract in her own blood.

Weird Tech: Watch the Life Story of Animals as You Eat Them

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“Unless Redbox starts squeezing out moist, two-year-old prosciutto with every DVD, I have no idea how they’re going to compete with this.”

Green Chicago River Full of Vomit by 10 AM

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“We’re just going to burn the alcohol-laced vomit off like every year, that’s where the city gets its signature smell.” – Chicago Gov. J.B. Pritzker

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