Texans Question Their Masculinity As State Begins Using More Wind Energy Than Coal
“Have they considered powering these windmills with coal?” Continue reading Texans Question Their Masculinity As State Begins Using More Wind Energy Than Coal
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Canada Will Ban All Single-Use Condoms by 2021
We can’t have Canada smelling like burnt, used condoms anymore,” Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stated. Continue reading Canada Will Ban All Single-Use Condoms by 2021
Uber’s New Submarine Service ‘ScUber’ Will Let Riders Drop Trash Directly on The Great Barrier Reef
“If you can toss a plastic soda ring right around a turtle’s neck or ram a straw up their nose you win $100 in Uber ride credits.” Continue reading Uber’s New Submarine Service ‘ScUber’ Will Let Riders Drop Trash Directly on The Great Barrier Reef
Piling Bodies, Trash & Feces Make Mount Everest 9 Feet Taller Every Week
“It’s an odd hellscape where you can hear people scream as their bones crunch under your boots.” Continue reading Piling Bodies, Trash & Feces Make Mount Everest 9 Feet Taller Every Week
Disgusting Lactose Intolerant People Emit the Same Amount of Methane as Dairy Cows
“I can tell you how the world ends right now. We fart ourselves to death.” – Stanford Professor Böse Blahung Continue reading Disgusting Lactose Intolerant People Emit the Same Amount of Methane as Dairy Cows
Eric Trump is Currently Locked in a Room That’s Being Pumped Full of Pollution
Mr. Cox has locked Eric Trump in the White House’s cold storage room next to the bowling alley in an attempt to show that air pollution does not harm humans. Continue reading Eric Trump is Currently Locked in a Room That’s Being Pumped Full of Pollution