In a rare Sunday vote, Congress managed to pass a stimulus bill that will send one hundred $6 checks to every American. “Although we couldn’t agree on a higher amount, we did come to the […]
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Backdoor Business: Nancy Pelosi Caught Getting Anus Waxed Day After Blowout
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi was caught on back to back days having businesses in San Francisco illegally style and remove hair from both her head and her anus. Pelosi says that she was […]
Name Change: Fort Bragg Drops Last ‘G’ in Honor of Donald Trump
Democrats are taking heat after forcing a clandestine weekend vote today in which they managed to approve a minor name change to US Army base Fort Bragg; one of several US bases named after Confederate […]
Nancy Pelosi, Democrats Tricked Into Wearing African Neck Rings, Septum Piercings
Just before unveiling a sweeping police reform bill in response to George Floyd’s murder and the resulting worldwide protests, Democrats caused an uproar when they decided to take a knee in the U.S. capitol while […]
Snowflakes Upset That Nancy Pelosi Tore Trump’s Speech Into Little Snowflakes
Countless Americans are up-in-arms after Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi took her copy of president Trump’s State of the Union speech and tore it into pieces. Pelosi says that compared to what the president […]
Edging: Democrats plan to get Republicans very close to impeachment several times before finishing inside the Senate
Nancy Pelosi and fellow Democrats announced today that they plan to push forward with the collection of evidence in an effort to lube up Republicans across the aisle and get them to impeach president Trump. […]
Witch Hunt: Democrats line up to stack rocks on a nude Donald Trump as impeachment nears a dramatic end
Hellbent on completing their witch hunt in a timely manner, Democrats showed up at Donald Trump’s rally in Battle Creek, Michigan tonight; torches in hand. The mob burst on stage, interrupting Trump who was honoring […]