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Arrested Capitol Attackers Now Wish They’d Worn Hoods Like Their Grandparents
Citing a lack of anonymity as being their primary mistake, countless arrested domestic terrorists who stormed the Capitol now say they regret not wearing white, pointy hoods like their grandparents had during riots past. “Collectively, we should have learned from … Continue reading Arrested Capitol Attackers Now Wish They’d Worn Hoods Like Their Grandparents
Republicans Use Egotistical Lunatic to Help Reelect Egotistical Lunatic
Republicans helped Kanye West get himself on the Wisconsin ballot for the 2020 presidential election today; a move that could divert votes from Joe Biden to West and hand Trump a victory in the swing state. Despite having unmanaged mental … Continue reading Republicans Use Egotistical Lunatic to Help Reelect Egotistical Lunatic
Man Who Hates Minorities Deeply Offended If You Call Him Racist
(Green Bay, WI) Local man Justin Loughty says he’s tired of being called a racist just because he hates minorities. Loughty says he’s being unfairly discriminated against his whole life and that he plans to start a group that will … Continue reading Man Who Hates Minorities Deeply Offended If You Call Him Racist
Mr. Clean Cosplayers Host Bonfire Party in Dayton, Ohio
The group stands out by wearing white clothing, often with pointed hoods to keep their bald heads warm. Continue reading Mr. Clean Cosplayers Host Bonfire Party in Dayton, Ohio
Courageous Group is Taking Back the Swastika.
“I’m not sure why we’d give the swastika to one side over the other,” Trump stated. “If we’re trying to accept everyone, we need to start by including minority groups like the Klan in these discussions.” Continue reading Courageous Group is Taking Back the Swastika.
Tucker Carlson Forgets to Remove Klan Robe, Walks On to Set of Fox & Friends
“None of them seemed phased by Carlson. It was like the [expletive] Twilight Zone.”
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Breaking: Extremism Ban Passes US House & Senate
“If you’re banned you’ll be relocated to a garbage island off the coast of New Jersey.” – Nancy Pelosi Continue reading Breaking: Extremism Ban Passes US House & Senate