“Honestly, I think we’re just going to move every piece of debris 10 feet to the right and see if that helps,” Long stated.
“It appears that he was not remotely aware of the situation and still probably isn’t.”
“I hate to say this folks, but it’s to the point where we may have to make something up.”
The North Korean leader then flipped open a glass-encased red button, pressed it, and was immediately torn apart – along with the rest of his country – by a faulty nuclear missile.
The 43rd President even took time to take several photos with other U.S. citizens who had been summoned.
Those who met Bush said that he was very lively and animated.