A Furious Don Jr. Showed Up At Marco Rubio’s House After Biden Refused To Give Him A Free Crack Pipe

A fuming mad Donald Trump Jr. showed up unannounced at Marco Rubio’s West Miami house late Wednesday night after he figured out that the Florida senator had lied when he said Biden was giving out free meth and crack pipes. … Continue reading A Furious Don Jr. Showed Up At Marco Rubio’s House After Biden Refused To Give Him A Free Crack Pipe

Donald Trump Releases Book Titled My Struggle Banned in Germany

Trump’s New Book ‘My Struggle’ Already Banned in Germany

The White House announced the release of Donald Trump’s new, pre-election book titled My Struggle today, prompting the country of Germany to ban the paperback instantly. White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said that, despite strong pushback, the book will … Continue reading Trump’s New Book ‘My Struggle’ Already Banned in Germany

High heels damage Space Station during first all-female spacewalk

NASA is in hot water again today after providing female astronauts with high heels for the first all-female spacewalk outside of the International Space Station. After not having enough spacesuits for women for a canceled mission earlier this year, NASA … Continue reading High heels damage Space Station during first all-female spacewalk

Joe Biden: “When I’m elected everyone will get a free gramophone!”

Joe Biden announced his plan at the Democratic Debate last night to enhance learning opportunities for underprivileged children. The former vice president says, if elected, he’ll be providing everyone with a free gramophone and educational vinyl records that explain why … Continue reading Joe Biden: “When I’m elected everyone will get a free gramophone!”

Marriott announces guests can no longer steal travel-sized shampoo bottles

In a move that will reduce their plastic waste by 30%, Marriott International announced that their hotels will no longer provide single-use toiletry bottles for guests to steal. Instead, as part of a company-wide green initiative, Marriott says they will … Continue reading Marriott announces guests can no longer steal travel-sized shampoo bottles