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CNN Fires Rick Santorum After Realizing He’s Just A Half-Baked Ham Balancing On An Empty Suit

CNN cut ties with former political commentator and two-time failed GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum today after realizing that he was just a half-baked ham balancing on an empty suit. CNN, who had allowed Santorum to be on air since … Continue reading CNN Fires Rick Santorum After Realizing He’s Just A Half-Baked Ham Balancing On An Empty Suit

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Brett Favre Reveals New ‘Shut Up About Politics’ Tattoo In Latest Dick Pic

Just hours after declaring that athletes should keep personal politics out of sports, former NFL quarterback Brett Favre sent a series of unsolicited sexual photos to several female sports journalists at both CNN and Fox News. According to recipients, the … Continue reading Brett Favre Reveals New ‘Shut Up About Politics’ Tattoo In Latest Dick Pic

Raw: Big Bird Explains Racism to Kids by Beating Elmo Senseless on CNN Town Hall

CNN has come under fire after their town hall on racism this morning took a dark turn. Parents across the country are now voicing their outrage after the news channel allowed the Sesame Street character Big Bird to beat the … Continue reading Raw: Big Bird Explains Racism to Kids by Beating Elmo Senseless on CNN Town Hall

Americans Agree to Put Bill O’Reilly Down As His Career Is ‘On Its Last Legs Anyway’

Having destroyed his own career by repeatedly harassing and abusing women, ex-political pundit and former right wing star Bill O’Reilly has been deemed irrelevant and will be put down later this week. “The Bill O’Reilly we all grew to know … Continue reading Americans Agree to Put Bill O’Reilly Down As His Career Is ‘On Its Last Legs Anyway’

Completely unhinged, Rudy Giuliani strips naked on live TV during an incoherent rant

Hours after an incriminating interview with CNN’s Chris Cuomo, Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani came sprinting back on set shouting something about Ukraine; interrupting a live broadcast by anchor Brooke Baldwin. Fuming mad, Giuliani began flailing around and screeching before tearing … Continue reading Completely unhinged, Rudy Giuliani strips naked on live TV during an incoherent rant