Remorseful Jim Acosta ‘What the Fuck Have I Done!?’

Jim Acosta’s coworkers at CNN are saying that the chief White House correspondent now regrets suing the Trump administration for the return of his credentials.

“When we handed the press pass back to Jim I could see a sudden realization come across his face,” CNN’s Wolf Blitzer stated. “Jim turned pale as a ghost and was visibly panicked.”

“Understand this,” Blitzer said. “Jim just got front row seats to Broadway’s shit musical ‘Adolph Twitler: The Fuckface von Clownstick Story’ where he will never be called on to ask a single question. If that’s not hell, I don’t know what is.”

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