Americans Agree to Put Bill O’Reilly Down As His Career Is ‘On Its Last Legs Anyway’

Having destroyed his own career by repeatedly harassing and abusing women, ex-political pundit and former right wing star Bill O’Reilly has been deemed irrelevant and will be put down later this week.

“The Bill O’Reilly we all grew to know and hate is dead,” CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer stated. “He has nothing left to offer, his career is on its last legs, and the American people will therefore be putting him out of his misery.”

As of press time, citizens had already hatched a plan to surround O’Reilly with a diverse group of people who will all interact respectfully and get along – with the main goal being to induce a heart attack in the 70-year-old man.

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