Tag: woman
Florida Woman Arrested For Shooting Fireworks Out Of The Sky ‘So They Don’t Explode & Scare Dogs’
BROOKSVILLE, FLORIDA – Dog owner, and mother of two, Sharon Braun took matters into her own hands this Fourth of July when she attempted to shoot fireworks out of the sky with a rifle “before they could explode.” Braun says … Continue reading Florida Woman Arrested For Shooting Fireworks Out Of The Sky ‘So They Don’t Explode & Scare Dogs’
BREAKING: O.J. Simpson Stabbed By White Woman
Dr. Fauci: ‘I Dressed Up As a Hot Lady to Deter Trump From Firing Me’
Dr. Anthony Fauci told reporters today that for the past two months he had been “dressing up as a hot lady named Dr. Antonia Fauciano” for briefings with Donald Trump in order to deter the president from firing him. Fauci … Continue reading Dr. Fauci: ‘I Dressed Up As a Hot Lady to Deter Trump From Firing Me’
BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg confirms Bernie Sanders said he didn’t think a bottom could win the presidency
Pete Buttigieg just confirmed multiple reports regarding a 2019 meeting between himself and Bernie Sanders in which they disagreed on whether a bottom could win the 2020 presidential election. “Among the topics that came up was could a bottom win … Continue reading BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg confirms Bernie Sanders said he didn’t think a bottom could win the presidency
Holy Hell: Pope Francis slapped a woman who grabbed his ass while he was dancing on NYE
A visibly shocked and annoyed Pope Francis had to slap a woman in a crowd at St Peter’s Square during a New Year’s Eve party after she aggressively and repeatedly grabbed his ass. Francis, who had been twerking through the square, had just … Continue reading Holy Hell: Pope Francis slapped a woman who grabbed his ass while he was dancing on NYE
Costco is selling a 72-pound, 93-year-old Italian woman for $900
The company says if sales go well, beginning next week shoppers will be able to buy a 6-pack of Costco’s Kirkland Signature Elderly Italian Women for just $3,899.Photo by David Dennis Continue reading Costco is selling a 72-pound, 93-year-old Italian woman for $900
Volvo Unveils Controversial Car Designed ‘Exclusively for Women’
“Volvo states that “physically, the cars will be exactly the same as current models; however…” Continue reading Volvo Unveils Controversial Car Designed ‘Exclusively for Women’