Trump Sabotages USPS, Proving That Widespread Mail-In Voting Fraud is Possible

President Trump has finally proven that mail-in voting is prone to meddling by standing against desperately-needed funding for the struggling United States Postal Service that would allow the US to run an efficient election. Notably, Trump’s actions come just in … Continue reading Trump Sabotages USPS, Proving That Widespread Mail-In Voting Fraud is Possible

Useless Man Who Tells Everyone Voting is Pointless Spends Hours Debating Politics Online

Standing by the claim that “it’s all a huge, pointless waste of time to vote,” 31-year-old David Braun of Topeka, Kansas has been spending countless hours of his life debating politics with strangers online. “I can’t believe that people are … Continue reading Useless Man Who Tells Everyone Voting is Pointless Spends Hours Debating Politics Online

Supreme Court Ruling Pushes Nation Dangerously Close to Becoming a Real Democracy

The United States Supreme Court ruled this morning that states can now punish Electoral College members that don’t vote for the candidate who wins statewide presidential balloting. The news comes after the young country just celebrated its 244th year as … Continue reading Supreme Court Ruling Pushes Nation Dangerously Close to Becoming a Real Democracy

Kentucky Moves Only Louisville Voting Machine ‘Somewhere Inside of Mammoth Cave’

Kentucky election officials stunned voters this morning when they announced that the only functioning voting machine for Louisville had been relocated “somewhere inside of Mammoth Cave” – the world’s longest cave system. Officials say that malfunctioning equipment and understaffing lead … Continue reading Kentucky Moves Only Louisville Voting Machine ‘Somewhere Inside of Mammoth Cave’

Gov. Kemp Denies Voter Suppression After Moving Polling Place to Offshore Oil Rig

Georgia Governor Brian Kemp is likely to face charges for voter suppression after he deliberately moved a predominately Democrat polling place to an oil rig located 17 miles off the coast of Georgia. During a lunchtime press conference the governor … Continue reading Gov. Kemp Denies Voter Suppression After Moving Polling Place to Offshore Oil Rig

‘If You Like Your Skin Color, You Can Keep It’ Trump Reassures Black Supporters

After a morning interview in which former Vice President Joe Biden told black Americans “you ain’t black” if you are voting for Trump, president Trump fired back with two tweets, drawing a sharp contrast between the two candidates. Continue reading ‘If You Like Your Skin Color, You Can Keep It’ Trump Reassures Black Supporters

Fuckery Nevada Voting App Will First Be Beta Tested During the Caucus

Unfathomable: Nevada Voting App Will First Be Tested During the Caucus

The Democratic Party will use yet another untested software in Nevada’s upcoming February 22nd caucus and many are concerned that the errors which surrounded deployment of the Iowa caucus app are being repeated once again. Countless caucus volunteers fear a … Continue reading Unfathomable: Nevada Voting App Will First Be Tested During the Caucus

Liberals glad trump was putins little bitch after hypersonic weapon announced

Democrats now glad Trump has been Putin’s little bitch after Russia announces new hypersonic weapon

President Trump’s approval rating amongst the left jumped from 7.2% to 42.7% after Russian President Vladimir Putin announced a new, deadly, and unmatched hypersonic weapon yesterday. Democrats now admit that Trump’s submissive and subservient approach with Russia makes perfect sense. … Continue reading Democrats now glad Trump has been Putin’s little bitch after Russia announces new hypersonic weapon

Georgia judge will allow 2020 ballots to be printed in Russian

A Georgia judge appointed by President Obama has ruled that the state can print their 2020 ballots in Russian. The ruling also struck down the use of archaic voting machines. “Since our electronic voting system is atrociously outdated and incredibly … Continue reading Georgia judge will allow 2020 ballots to be printed in Russian