“The swirling rumors say that Melania refused to return to the White House for two weeks.”
Grisham is scheduled to take a crowbar to the face later today in an attempt to make her eye situation match that of Sanders.
Republicans now agree that the President has committed an impeachable offense.
“Mr. Trump rationalized eating 17 apple pies before vomiting all over himself and his desk. It makes sense to us, but we don’t expect the mainstream media to get it.” – Sarah Huckabee Sanders
“If all of this goes according to their godless plan, the Korean Water Ghosts will force us to follow their cultural views or be killed.”
Trump tweeted and gave approval for the TSA to ban all passengers from flying if they dress like the suspect who is now in detainment.