With the revelation that Sarah Huckabee Sanders gave Donald Trump a blowjob, Republicans now agree that the President has committed an impeachable offense.

“At this point we have to follow precedent from President Clinton, “a dejected Mitch McConnell muttered. “Mr. Trump had done nothing questionable up until he stuck his wiener into Mrs. Sanders’ white lie windpipe. He will have to testify before Congress in the coming week regarding the cock gobbling.”

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