Attention-Seeking Kim Jong-un Posts Series Of Revealing Photos With Risqué Hashtags

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un posted a series of sexual, shirtless photos of himself on social media today while adding several risqué and incorrectly-used hashtags to accompany them. Political experts are saying that the decision to post this content reveals … Continue reading Attention-Seeking Kim Jong-un Posts Series Of Revealing Photos With Risqué Hashtags

Proud Boys Shocked Afro-Cuban Leader is Informant

Proud Boys Somehow Shocked Their Afro-Cuban Leader Named ‘Enrique Tarrio’ Is Likely To Be FBI Informant

Members of the white nationalist, neo-fascist, far-right political organization the Proud Boys say they feel “shocked and betrayed” after finding out that their non-white leader Enrique Tarrio is likely to be a an FBI informant and that he might have … Continue reading Proud Boys Somehow Shocked Their Afro-Cuban Leader Named ‘Enrique Tarrio’ Is Likely To Be FBI Informant

Conservatives Remember the Time When a Contagious Rosa Parks Boarded a Bus With an AR-15 and Confederate Flag and Coughed All Over Everything

Today, conservatives across the country gathered to remember the time in 1955 that civil rights hero Rosa Parks boarded an Alabama bus with an AR-15 and a confederate flag while visibly sick with the whooping cough. “Miss Parks was the … Continue reading Conservatives Remember the Time When a Contagious Rosa Parks Boarded a Bus With an AR-15 and Confederate Flag and Coughed All Over Everything

Unworthy, Trump burns hand on Medal of Honor while placing award on military dog

President Donald Trump was severely burned today when he accidentally touched the Medal of Honor with his unworthy hands. Trump was awarding the medal to Conan – the dog injured in Syria during the killing of ISIS leader Abu Baker … Continue reading Unworthy, Trump burns hand on Medal of Honor while placing award on military dog