Pain At The Pump: Men With Small Penises Are Most Impacted By High Gas Prices

A study released today by the University of California Berkeley shows that men with small penises have been disproportionately impacted when it comes to soaring gas prices. The findings were directly linked to several other peer reviewed studies that show … Continue reading Pain At The Pump: Men With Small Penises Are Most Impacted By High Gas Prices

Loud Biden Fart Makes Putin Smile For First Time In Years & Call Off Ukraine Invasion

President Joe Biden spoke with Russian president Vladimir Putin today in an effort to de-escalate incredibly high tensions surrounding what looked to be an inevitable invasion of Ukraine. As the two men were nearing the end of what seemed like … Continue reading Loud Biden Fart Makes Putin Smile For First Time In Years & Call Off Ukraine Invasion

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Bob Woodward Records 147 Audible Farts During Trump Interviews

President Trump has been trying to downplay his flatulence problem since journalist and author Bob Woodward released 18 recordings today in which the president is heard audibly farting nearly 150 times. In one interview alone, back in February, Trump farted … Continue reading Bob Woodward Records 147 Audible Farts During Trump Interviews

A long, wet fart ended Trump's mystery Walter Reed Hospital visit

A long, wet fart ended Trump’s mystery Walter Reed Hospital visit

Staff at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center have confirmed that president Trump’s unannounced visit was prompted by gas that caused the president to suffer from intense abdominal pain and cramping. “The president was in tears, inconsolable, and shouting ‘This … Continue reading A long, wet fart ended Trump’s mystery Walter Reed Hospital visit

Mueller Report Says President Trump has a Severe Flatulence Problem

“It’s not uncommon for the President to fart himself awake. Then, when he can’t fall back asleep, Mr. Trump passes the time on Twitter.” Continue reading Mueller Report Says President Trump has a Severe Flatulence Problem