“Donald J. Trump is up for Best Performance in a Comedy Series that lasts for one term or less.”
“Maybe it’ll actually be good enough to win an award this time.” – Will Ferrell
Authorities are calling Chris Brown’s new album Indigo “32 tracks of incriminating evidence” which relate to 14 new assualt allegations against the artist.
“Having a room where everyone is encouraged to openly relieve themselves is a game changer. Period.” – HGTV
“The people alive today are the last generation of humans that’ll live on this planet as we know it. Having said that, I’d like to invite everyone to go ahead and eat a dick.”
Hopes are high for this sequel as the original 1997 hit raked in over $1.5 billion worldwide.