A petition circling the internet demanding that Joe Rogan “fix” his nipples has now racked up over 3.5 million signatures in just hours. The petition was drafted this morning after photos of the business man and entertainer’s disturbing nipples began to circulate the internet.
“We’re not cancelling Joe Rogan anymore. It’s bad enough he has to see his own nipples every day,” Singer-songwriter Neil Young stated in an open letter to Spotify in which he asked to have his music put back on the streaming service. “What we need to do is get those long, pointy abominations fixed.”
Meanwhile, body-positive groups are pushing back against what they call a “body shaming movement” by selling shirts that say “I Stand Tall With Joe Rogan’s Nipples”.
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Joe Rogan calm out on the nipple spray. (Hair spray for nipples)