Booker’s 15 minute ventriloquism act included a perfectly performed impersonation of Sesame Street’s best-known character.
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The 1,750 calorie meal has made its return for the month of February only.
Female researches have remained cold and distant, uninterested in helping to solve this growing problem.
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Grossly obese Republican Presidential candidate and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has been banned from further debates until he can become fully aware of both himself and the world around him. The ban, which was handed down by the Republican National Committee (RNC), came after he gave Air Force Brig. Gen. Michael Cunniff 90 days […]