Trump: “We’re going to melt down the Statue of Liberty”

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“The words on that statue are welcoming to criminals and lowlifes.”

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Supreme Court Ruling Gives Green Light For Trump Border Wall Hotel Construction

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The Trump Border Wall Hotel will be the 15th longest structure in the world and have over half a million rooms.

Trump Ends Capitalism in The United States

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Maybe I give some intellectual property to China and maybe in return they build me a wall on the border using those Nike worker children. Can we do this? I don’t know folks, but we’re going to try.”

Democrats Will be Testing Trump’s Grasp of Object Permanence Tonight by Bringing Real People to The State of The Union Address

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“Now, when I place Sajid in a crouching position behind me I’ll look for a confused expression on the president’s face. Soon thereafter – and here’s where it gets interesting – Sajid will pop out from behind me and…”