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Trump Couldn’t Take SATs Due to ‘Bone Spurs in His Buttocks’

It was revealed today by Donald Trump’s niece Mary that the president cheated on his SATs by having someone else take the exam for him. The White House has admitted to the allegation and Press […]

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President Trump’s thick butt-cheek implants are leaking lead into his bloodstream

Physician to the president Sean Conley revealed today that president Trump’s massive butt-cheek implants have been leaking lead into his bloodstream for months; maybe even years. “Symptoms of lead poisoning include learning disabilities, constipation, hyperactivity, […]