Toby Keith just released his first single ‘Happy Birthday America’ from his new album Now That’s What I Call Whining: Volume 1 just in time for the Fourth of July. Unfortunately for Keith, he didn’t […]
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Armstrong says he didn’t really need to pee, but that he was pranked by NASA…
“Overall, I’d give the movie 5-stars,” Kellner stated.
“It’s not uncommon for the President to fart himself awake. Then, when he can’t fall back asleep, Mr. Trump passes the time on Twitter.”