AX-570 android “Barron Trump” returned to a Japanese factory after malfunction causes it to attack

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“As the AX-570 android referred to as “Barron” appeared to grow in its capacity to feel, perceive, and experience subjectivity, the android’s aggression toward president Trump grew exponentially.”

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Japan Resumes Hunting of Overweight Citizens After 30-Year Ban

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Japan will resume the commercial killing of overweight citizens in an effort to curb the population of the island and supplement dwindling soybean supplies.

US Announces ‘Whale Force’ Military Division

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“We wanted to name it something to do with the color blue, because the ocean is blue, even from space. In the end we settled on Whale Force and I think that’s just fine.”

Trump: ‘South Koreans Have Fired Japan Over Itself With a Nuclear Missile’

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In an emotional response, U.S. President Donald Trump has tweeted a well-thought-out message to the world regarding the alarming missile launch today over Japan:

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