‘Anti-Sex’ Cardboard Beds Installed In Olympic Village To Prevent Athletes From Having Intercourse
The Tokyo Olympics are providing athletes who will stay in the Olympic Village with cardboard beds that many say are designed to discourage sex. The beds, which can handle up to 400 pounds of pressure, are certainly not made for some of the world’s strongest and fastest people to be fucking on. Here’s what people are saying:
“So you’re saying if I buy a cardboard bed my husband will finally leave me alone!?” – Charlene McGuinness, 48, Family Therapist
“Good thing you can’t do sex unless you are in a regular bed. Right?” – Andrew Baitman, 33, “absolutely not a virgin”
“But she caught me on the counter – It wasn’t me. Saw me bangin’ on the sofa – It wasn’t me. I even had her in the shower – It wasn’t me.” – Father Timothy Strong, 63, priest/aspiring rapper
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