Pfizer caught peddling surplus of unwanted booster vaccines in nations back alleys

Pfizer Caught Peddling Surplus Of Unwanted Booster Vaccines In Nation’s Back Alleys

A day after it was announced that both the CDC and FDA do not think a third COVID shot is necessary, Pfizer employees were spotted in back alleys across the nation trying to sell the company’s now huge surplus of … Continue reading Pfizer Caught Peddling Surplus Of Unwanted Booster Vaccines In Nation’s Back Alleys

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White House Frantically Demands Vaccine Be Approved Today Despite Virus Being ‘No Worse Than Flu’

White House chief of staff Mark Meadows has ordered FDA chief Dr. Stephen Hahn to either authorize the Pfizer vaccine by the end of today or submit his letter of resignation. The ultimatum comes despite countless, repeated remarks from the … Continue reading White House Frantically Demands Vaccine Be Approved Today Despite Virus Being ‘No Worse Than Flu’

Congress will ban flavored condom sales as blowjob epidemic grows

Sucking on flavored condoms has made Mike Pence ill and killed at least six people after they choked on the prophylactics. In response, Congress is readying a ban on the tasty dick wrappers amid an unparalleled outbreak of safe oral … Continue reading Congress will ban flavored condom sales as blowjob epidemic grows