Joe Rogan took a very brief break from spreading coronavirus disinformation on his podcast yesterday in order hold a 5-minute “segment on free speech” just so he could say the n-word for his 25th time on air. “I practice a … Continue reading Joe Rogan Uses ‘Free Speech’ Segment To Celebrate Saying The ‘N-Word’ For His 25th Time On Air
Looking for something to do during the coronavirus pandemic, the town of Sherman Falls, Michigan threw a birthday parade for local resident and 103-year-old WWII veteran Hanz Richter today despite having no idea which side he fought on. Residents say … Continue reading Bored Town Celebrates WWII Vet’s 103rd Birthday Despite Not Knowing Which Side He Fought On
Trump is revealing the meaning of ‘covfefe’ and people couldn’t be more excited. Continue reading Expect a Giant Covfefe Balloon at Trump’s 4th of July Parade
“I’ll be watching the donation basket like a hawk as it goes around. You toss a $20 in there and you better believe I’m throwing a few extra sassy swings in your direction during the pot parade.” Continue reading Local Priest Hopes Replacing Incense with Marijuana Goes Over Well
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that people are gearing up for the Fourth of July by doing the exact same type of shit that they did last year. The grills are out, the beer is somewhat cold, … Continue reading BREAKING NEWS: 4th of July Stunner
