Greenpeace Tells Americans: “Wipe Your Butts With Your Hands”


“Who cares if you can’t wash the smell off, you’ve saved an orangutan!”


Demand for Structurally-Reinforced Toilets Spikes as More Obese Americans Poop With Their Smart Phones


“I think that my aunt needing 57 stitches in the buttcheeks and rectal region is a strong selling point for the product.” – Kholer President & CEO