Greenpeace Tells Americans: “Wipe Your Butts With Your Hands”

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“Who cares if you can’t wash the smell off, you’ve saved an orangutan!”

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Demand for Structurally-Reinforced Toilets Spikes as More Obese Americans Poop With Their Smart Phones

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“I think that my aunt needing 57 stitches in the buttcheeks and rectal region is a strong selling point for the product.” – Kholer President & CEO