The NRA Spent Hundreds of Millions of Dollars on Viagra for Executives

“Because you can’t fire a gun in the bedroom, it can be very difficult for our members to achieve an erection without penis pills.”

41% of American Adults Are Hiding Gold Bullion From Their Partner

“It’s nice to know that my wife has a backup plan in case our marriage fails because it means we still have something in common.”

Freeloaders Donate Record Amount to Crazy Socialist Bernie Sanders

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“Crazy Bernie wants people working 40+ hours a week to be able to pay bills, not rely on our perfectly good government programs that the middle class funds. That’s crazy Bernie for ya. So Un-American folks!” – Trump

Tomorrow is National Insurance Fraud Day!

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“If enough of us do it, they can’t catch us all.”

US Health & Human Services Encourages Bulimia Over Anorexia

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“If you are going to pick one, pick bulimia. That’s all we’re saying here.”

Trump is Selling ‘Urine-Scented’ Perfume

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‘MAGA’ is a unisex perfume boasting liquefied $100 bills as a key ingredient.

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