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“It’s nice to know that my wife has a backup plan in case our marriage fails because it means we still have something in common.”
“Crazy Bernie wants people working 40+ hours a week to be able to pay bills, not rely on our perfectly good government programs that the middle class funds. That’s crazy Bernie for ya. So Un-American folks!” – Trump
“If enough of us do it, they can’t catch us all.”
“If you are going to pick one, pick bulimia. That’s all we’re saying here.”
Those who take prescription drugs made by Pfizer will not be able to notice the difference.
‘MAGA’ is a unisex perfume boasting liquefied $100 bills as a key ingredient.