In a shocking move that has sent waves through yacht clubs and boardrooms alike, life insurance companies nationwide have begun dropping billionaires and multi-millionaires from their policies, citing them as “too high risk.” The unprecedented decision comes on the heels … Continue reading Life Insurance Companies Drop Coverage for All Billionaires & Ultra Wealthy Due to “High Risk Choices”
Eli Manning has retired from the NFL after being replaced by rookie quarterback Daniel Jones. The two-time Super Bowl MVP inked a deal with GEICO within hours. “He may not be an NFL starter anymore, but we do believe he … Continue reading After being released by the NY Giants, Eli Manning immediately signs deal with GEICO
Reports say McConnell injured himself while he was aggressively fucking the country. Continue reading Mitch McConnell put on shell-rest after government healthcare fixes his broken shoulder
“If enough of us do it, they can’t catch us all.” Continue reading Tomorrow is National Insurance Fraud Day!
