Tag: furry
Grandmother who thought she rescued a dog lived with a furry for 7 years
An elderly woman in Madison, Wisconsin named Margaret Newsome unknowingly spent the last seven years of her life living with a human who was dressed in a dog costume. Newsome’s family, who never visited her, became suspicious when several furries … Continue reading Grandmother who thought she rescued a dog lived with a furry for 7 years
Cadbury releases hair-covered chocolate bar in recognition of furry pride
The hair-covered confection comes with a prominent choking hazard warning as the company acknowledges that the hair can get lodged in the windpipe. Continue reading Cadbury releases hair-covered chocolate bar in recognition of furry pride
Furries rejoice as Birkenstock announces Furkenstock sandals
The new line of sandals will come in 7 species options and be released in about one dog year. Continue reading Furries rejoice as Birkenstock announces Furkenstock sandals
Mike Pence, Other Furries Banned From All Chuck E. Cheese’s
“The children’s entertainment and pizza chain explicitly stated that Vice President Mike Pence will not be allowed inside after his furry tail butt plug incident months back.” Continue reading Mike Pence, Other Furries Banned From All Chuck E. Cheese’s
Oblivious Mike Pence Wears Furry Tail to CPAC
An attempt to clue the Vice President in using his teleprompter backfired; resulting in Pence aggressively shouting “There’s a tail sticking out of your ass” in the middle of an impassioned speech on moral decay in America. Continue reading Oblivious Mike Pence Wears Furry Tail to CPAC
