Mar-a-Lago, FL — President Donald Trump took to Truth Social today to declare a “National Emergency of the Highest Magnitude” after learning that President Joe Biden’s robot clone had not only survived Stage 17 cancer but had also “become more powerful than anyone could possibly imagine.”

“Everyone said Stage 9 was the limit, folks. NINE. But Sleepy Joe’s robot clone has blown past that — all the way to Stage 17! Nobody survives that, not even Rosie from The Jetsons!” Trump posted, before adding in all caps, “WE ARE DEALING WITH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE GONE ROUGE — I CALLED IT FIRST!”

Trump, who yesterday claimed Biden was “executed by the Deep State in 2020 and replaced by a cyborg built by George Soros,” said the robot clone’s survival was “suspicious at best” and “illegal at worst.”

Sources close to the Trump campaign say the former president is assembling a team of patriots, including former MyPillow employees, and retired WWE wrestlers to combat what he calls the “Mecha-Biden Threat.”

“Stage 17 cancer is not even real, so this is bad,” said Dr. Randy Weathers, Trump’s unofficial medical advisor and part-time magician. “But if BidenBot survived it, that means he’s getting nanobot infusions from Fauci’s moon lab.”