Trump Won’t Wear a Mask Because He’s Afraid of This Goosebumps Book

Sources inside the White House revealed today that president Trump refuses to wear a mask because he is afraid of the R.L. Stine children’s horror book The Haunted Mask in which a Halloween mask slowly becomes part of the main … Continue reading Trump Won’t Wear a Mask Because He’s Afraid of This Goosebumps Book

Putin Confirms Bounty on US Troops, Says ‘America’s Orange Puppet Won’t Do Shit’

In perhaps his boldest move in years, Russian president Vladimir Putin admitted today that he had placed a bounty on the heads of American troops in Afghanistan. The cavalier admission comes less than a day after Russia vehemently denied the … Continue reading Putin Confirms Bounty on US Troops, Says ‘America’s Orange Puppet Won’t Do Shit’