In a stunning display of insensitivity, Pope Francis has managed to offend one of the most cherished communities in the world by referring to athletes at the 2024 Special Olympics as “retards.” The pontiff, who had previously been known for … Continue reading Pope Francis Calls Special Olympics Athletes ‘R-Word’
Ukrainian bobsledder Hilda Lunko set the world record for slowest bobsled run in the Olympics this past week after she accidentally took her grandmother’s performance destabilizing drugs shortly before the race. Lunko, who was the first Ukrainian female bobsledder to … Continue reading Olympian Who Accidentally Took Grandmother’s Medication Sets World Record For Slowest Bobsled Run
The Beijing Winter Olympics is set to run under very strict social distancing rules in order to stop the games from becoming a super-spreader event. Because of this, athletes are being told to avoid hugging, high-fives, and handshakes at all … Continue reading China Gives Olympic Athletes Condoms & Tells Them To Avoid Physical Contact Such As ‘Hugs, High-Fives & Handshakes’
The Tokyo Olympics are providing athletes who will stay in the Olympic Village with cardboard beds that many say are designed to discourage sex. The beds, which can handle up to 400 pounds of pressure, are certainly not made for … Continue reading ‘Anti-Sex’ Cardboard Beds Installed In Olympic Village To Prevent Athletes From Having Intercourse
The International Olympic Committee banned US sprinter Sha’Carri Richardson from participating in events this year after she tested positive for THC. When issuing their decision, the committee said that the drug would give Richardson an unfair advantage. “The last thing … Continue reading Stoned Sprinter Given ‘Unfair Advantage’ By Trainer Waiting With Big Bag Of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos At Finish Line
“We’re not saying that blind people should encircle DeVos and beat her with their white canes,” the statement read. “But we’re not, not saying it either.” Continue reading Special Olympics Revokes Betsy DeVos’ Participation Trophies
Team refuses to speak to straight, male figure skater. #WinterOlympics Continue reading Olympic Figure Skater Disowned After Coming Out as Straight
The visually impaired are suddenly excelling at winter sports and scientists want to know why. Continue reading Over 7% of This Year’s Winter Olympic Athletes are Blind
