Olympian Who Accidentally Took Grandmother’s Medication Sets World Record For Slowest Bobsled Run

Ukrainian bobsledder Hilda Lunko set the world record for slowest bobsled run in the Olympics this past week after she accidentally took her grandmother’s performance destabilizing drugs shortly before the race. Lunko, who was the first Ukrainian female bobsledder to … Continue reading Olympian Who Accidentally Took Grandmother’s Medication Sets World Record For Slowest Bobsled Run

7 Sad Yet Easy Ways Poor People Can Keep Warm This Winter That Won’t Break The Bank

Freezing temperatures aren’t just nasty, they can also increase risk of death – something that only 47% of poor Americans welcome. Here are some sad, but easy ways to stay warm this winter that won’t break the bank. 1. Don’t … Continue reading 7 Sad Yet Easy Ways Poor People Can Keep Warm This Winter That Won’t Break The Bank

Grandmas food coma turns into real coma after thanksgiving

Grandma’s Food Coma Followed By Actual Coma, Death This Thanksgiving

(Brookfield, WI) After overeating during her Thanksgiving meal with lots of friends and family, Grandma Gertrude Sullivan will nod off in her comfy recliner for a few hours in a food coma; like she does every year. Just a few … Continue reading Grandma’s Food Coma Followed By Actual Coma, Death This Thanksgiving

Conservatives Looking Forward to Cackling Maniacally At Their TV Sets During the RNC

Republicans across the United States are excited to spend the next four nights cackling maniacally along with six Trumps and a handful of other speakers as they lay out their diabolical plans for the continued destruction of the country at … Continue reading Conservatives Looking Forward to Cackling Maniacally At Their TV Sets During the RNC

Grandmother who thought she rescued a dog lived with a furry for 7 years

Grandmother who thought she rescued a dog lived with a furry for 7 years

An elderly woman in Madison, Wisconsin named Margaret Newsome unknowingly spent the last seven years of her life living with a human who was dressed in a dog costume. Newsome’s family, who never visited her, became suspicious when several furries … Continue reading Grandmother who thought she rescued a dog lived with a furry for 7 years