Mueller Report Says President Trump has a Severe Flatulence Problem


“It’s not uncommon for the President to fart himself awake. Then, when he can’t fall back asleep, Mr. Trump passes the time on Twitter.”


Breaking: ‘Mother-Pence 2020’ Campaign Signs Spotted in Mike Pence’s Garage


The campaign materials in question have retained the ‘MAGA’ slogan, but repurposed the acronym to mean “Make All the Gays go Away.”

Mueller: Gay Tryst, Pee Tape Emerged From Investigation


Trump starts gagging and declares that ‘the golden juice went down the wrong pipe!’

World Cup Spectator Deaths Decrease by Nearly 1,800 in 2018

Nigerian fans brought 2,500 colorfully-painted, live chickens into Russia’s Kaliningrad Stadium.

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