Mueller Report Says President Trump has a Severe Flatulence Problem

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“It’s not uncommon for the President to fart himself awake. Then, when he can’t fall back asleep, Mr. Trump passes the time on Twitter.”

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Breaking: ‘Mother-Pence 2020’ Campaign Signs Spotted in Mike Pence’s Garage

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The campaign materials in question have retained the ‘MAGA’ slogan, but repurposed the acronym to mean “Make All the Gays go Away.”

Mueller: Gay Tryst, Pee Tape Emerged From Investigation

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Trump starts gagging and declares that ‘the golden juice went down the wrong pipe!’

World Cup Spectator Deaths Decrease by Nearly 1,800 in 2018

Nigerian fans brought 2,500 colorfully-painted, live chickens into Russia’s Kaliningrad Stadium.

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