South Carolina Gov. Will Fart National Anthem at Super Bowl
South Carolina GovernorHenry McMaster announced today that he will be performing the national anthem before the Super Bowl utilizing only his anus.
Known for being outspoken – having demanded that everyone stand for the national anthem – McMaster says he’s been practicing for years and can ‘hit every note, low and high.’
In response to public outcry McMaster said that farting the national anthem is simply an expression of his First Amendment rights.
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South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster says he warms up his ass with ‘5 to 7 hot enemas’ before performing.
“I firmly believe we can all stand and respect the flag during the national anthem – no matter where you come from, where the sound is coming from, or what that may smell like,” McMaster
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