Rudy Giuliani was suspended from practicing law in the state of New York today after an appellate court ruled that there was undeniable evidence that he “communicated false and misleading statements to courts, lawmakers and […]
President Trump is sending federal agents to the US suburbs in order to show citizens just “how easy it is to take their mail.” The move comes in an effort to prove that mail-in ballots […]
“We estimate that the president stopped caring about the English language at, or around, the 4th grade.”
After sustaining a broken leg and attempting to call out of work this morning, Ronald McDonald was partially guilted and somewhat threatened into working the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Having already squirt blood down most […]
With the 9/11 meeting fast approaching, the Taliban says they’re ready to make a really big impact.
“It’s sheer chaos,” New York Governor Andrew Cuomo stated. “Our pussies have gone mad with power.”
“The threat is looking more and more credible,” Brennan said – concluding that the entire plot as outlined by the source “seems totally feasible. It’s all adding up.”