Trump Opens Marketing Company Called ‘Trump Consultation by Trump’

“Watch for the return of Toys “R” Trump, chains of Trumpback Steakhouse, Trumpley-Donaldson motorcycles and Old Trumpy Buffet.” – Sarah Huckabee Sanders


Failing Papa John’s Hires Shaquille O’Neal to Eat Most of Their Pizzas

“Papa John’s confirms that Shaq will be allowed to say the N-word at his discretion within his seven contracted advertisements.”

Prego Under Fire for New Afterbirth-Style Pasta Sauce

Campbell’s reports selling over 1.2 tons of Prego Afterbirth-Style pasta sauce in the first week.

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