Border Patrol Quickly Seizes Top Secret Documents After Trump Throws Them Over Wall

United States Border Patrol informed reporters today that they have recovered a box full of highly-classified documents after former president Trump was spotted attempting to throw the object over the US-Mexico border wall. “It wasn’t one fluid motion when he … Continue reading Border Patrol Quickly Seizes Top Secret Documents After Trump Throws Them Over Wall

White House denies accidentally constructing a wall around New Mexico

In a gross oversight, the Trump White House has built a border wall completely encompassing the state of New Mexico. State Governor Michelle Grisham spoke out about the new enclosure. “The border wall progress that president Trump kept touting was … Continue reading White House denies accidentally constructing a wall around New Mexico

Trump to Play Blackfaced ‘Ronald Klump’ Alongside Kanye West in Summer Blockbuster Movie

Early reports confirm Trump stars in the film as Ronald Klump, an “incredibly-relatable, African American Trump supporter who ventures on a mission to get Mexico to pay for the wall.” Continue reading Trump to Play Blackfaced ‘Ronald Klump’ Alongside Kanye West in Summer Blockbuster Movie