Starbucks is Offering FREE Tattoos This Weekend

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“Anyone who purchases a drink can get a free tattoo from our baristas this weekend.”

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Starbucks Apologizes to Christians, Plans to Release a New Line of Religious Cups

“Starbucks will now be using cups with the following messages and designs instead of the happy holidays ones…”

Starbucks is Opening Separate Restrooms for Black Customers

“Overall, we just want to make everyone feel more welcome and safe at Starbucks.”

Papa John’s Delivery Driver Saves Woman’s Life

Everything began when delivery driver Jessica Sturns noticed that something was awry when she saw the additional comment on the delivery instructions which read:

Man Kicked Out of Barnes & Noble for Reading Out Loud

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“At first I thought she was kidding, because we like to have a good time at the store, but then I walked up to him and he gave me that same ‘what the hell are you staring at’ look that Debra had described.”

Philsmoore told reporters that he wasn’t even that mad until Wellington began to increase his volume.

“It was like he was mocking me. The old bastard wouldn’t quit.”

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