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In a more than concerning display, President Trump live tweeted his bowel movement from the Oval Office toilet early this morning.
“Once I hit the 20-minute mark there was a turtle head poking out. Just in and out, in and out it went,” Francis gestured with his fingertip through an O-shape on his other hand.