In an inexplicably strange move that is raising eyebrows and spirits, McDonald’s has announced the newest addition to their menu: the Grandma McFlurry®, taking comfort food to a whole new level. “This innovative dessert offers customers a unique way to … Continue reading New Grandma McFlurry® at McDonald’s Allows You to Mix Grandma’s Ashes With Your Favorite Flavors
Popular podcast host Joe Rogan told fans Wednesday that he has tested positive for COVID. Rogan made the announcement in an online video after he came home from doing shows in Florida; a state overrun by the virus. Rogan confirmed … Continue reading Joe Rogan Takes Ivermectin, Records First Podcast Where He Spews Bullshit Out Of Both Ends
President Trump abruptly ended a news conference after ripping a loud fart in front of a crowd of supporters and reporters at an event in Bedminster, New Jersey today. During an exchange, CBS News White House correspondent Paula Reid called … Continue reading Embarrassed Trump Walks Out On News Conference After Loud Fart
President Trump accidentally voided his bowels during a campaign rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma today. The violent episode of explosive diarrhea occurred during a part of his speech about loyalty to the country in which Trump also spoke out against Democratic … Continue reading Trump Poops His Pants at Tulsa Rally
Republicans began Saturday’s impeachment hearing by allowing the president to enter the chamber, drape an American flag on the Senate floor, drop his pants, shuffle his body over the flag, and take a sizable shit. The spectacle took place while … Continue reading President Trump poops all over the American flag to begin impeachment defense
Rudy Giuliani associate Lev Parnas confirmed today that he and Representative Devin Nunes are so close that they would often speak on the phone while the California representative was pooping. “Everybody poops,” Parnas confirmed. “Sometimes people just become comfortable unclenching … Continue reading Lev Parnas confirms “Devin Nunes frequently pooped while we were on the phone”
In a more than concerning display, President Trump live tweeted his bowel movement from the Oval Office toilet early this morning. Continue reading President Trump live tweets “Greatest Dump Ever” from Oval Office toilet
“Once I hit the 20-minute mark there was a turtle head poking out. Just in and out, in and out it went,” Francis gestured with his fingertip through an O-shape on his other hand. Continue reading Pope Francis pooped in an elevator today after being stuck in it for just 25 minutes
Those who take prescription drugs made by Pfizer will not be able to notice the difference. Continue reading Pfizer Releases Pills that Slowly Deduct Money from Your Bank Account
