Disney World to Remain COVID-Free After Virus Admits It ‘Can’t Justify the Cost of a Day Pass’

(Orlando, FL) Disney World guests breathed a collective sigh of relief today as it was confirmed that the coronavirus would not be entering the gates of the world-famous amusement park. The news broke just moments ago when the virus itself … Continue reading Disney World to Remain COVID-Free After Virus Admits It ‘Can’t Justify the Cost of a Day Pass’

Churches Pushing to Open Doors Are Now Citing God’s Plan For Natural Selection

Churches across the world are pushing back against government orders forcing places of worship to remain closed during the coronavirus pandemic. The faithful are claiming that current regulations fly directly in the face of God, who should ultimately decide who … Continue reading Churches Pushing to Open Doors Are Now Citing God’s Plan For Natural Selection

God Gives Hobby Lobby Owners Coronavirus After ‘Getting Real Sick of Their Shit’

Our Divine Creator who lives in the heavens finally lost His holy shit with the ungodly Hobby Lobby today after the company refused to close its doors during the pandemic; putting underpaid workers and customers at risk. As punishment, God … Continue reading God Gives Hobby Lobby Owners Coronavirus After ‘Getting Real Sick of Their Shit’

500 Planned Parenthood-Pizza Hut Express® chains are opening across the US

After announcing a new partnership with Planned Parenthood, PepsiCo. is temporarily closing over 500 Taco Bell – Pizza Hut Express® restaurants to renovate the establishments into Planned Parenthood – Pizza Hut Express® reproductive health and pizza chains. “We’ll be offering … Continue reading 500 Planned Parenthood-Pizza Hut Express® chains are opening across the US