Tag: Iowa
Iowa Caucus App Fails After Too Many Russians Log In at the Same Time
The voting app used for last night’s Iowa Caucus crashed multiple times after thousands of Russian hackers attempted to log in to vote at the same time. Now, Russian president Vladimir Putin is crying foul – calling the results “tainted” … Continue reading Iowa Caucus App Fails After Too Many Russians Log In at the Same Time
Amy Klobuchar evolves into Klobucharizard on Democratic Debate stage
During her closing statement at the Iowa Democratic Debate – and without warning – Senator Amy Klobuchar evolved into Klobucharizard; sprouting an additional head on her right shoulder all while shaking violently on stage. Continue reading Amy Klobuchar evolves into Klobucharizard on Democratic Debate stage
New poll shows most Iowa men are “open to” sleeping with Pete Buttigieg
A new Des Moines Register/CNN/Mediacom Iowa Poll shows that 54% of likely male voters would be open to sleeping with Pete Buttigieg. What do you think? “If the timing were right, and I didn’t have these pesky kids, I’d give … Continue reading New poll shows most Iowa men are “open to” sleeping with Pete Buttigieg
Elizabeth Warren Recommends Changing Your Dreamcatcher Filter Every Spring
“My dreams became littered with terrifying sex monsters that attacked my lesbian lover Barb.” – Elizabeth Warren Continue reading Elizabeth Warren Recommends Changing Your Dreamcatcher Filter Every Spring
Fired-Up Bernie Sanders Sprouts Huge Mustache During Campaign Rally
“I have never been more turned on in my life.” – Juliet Moore, Bernie Sanders Supporter Continue reading Fired-Up Bernie Sanders Sprouts Huge Mustache During Campaign Rally