Billionaire Bill Gates is set to release a depressing new book next week titled ‘The Future Sucks: Why We Should Give Up Now’. Gates, who is typically known for his cautious optimism, says there’s no […]
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Tyson Foods releases new line of meat-based ice cream
Tyson Foods announced their new line of raw, meat-based ice cream products at a press conference today outside of their Springdale, Arkansas headquarters. The company, which is the largest seller of ground meat products in […]
Un-Holy Cow! Chick-fil-A ads get dirty after KFC introduces sexy Colonel Sanders
Fast food chains have lost their minds and Chick-fil-A is no exception. Just yesterday Kentucky Fried Chicken revealed a hot, young and sexy Colonel Sanders and now Chick-fil-A is putting it all on the table […]
Bull Sperm Milkshake Sales Are Booming in Wisconsin
“Farmers are counting themselves lucky that residents will eat anything.”
Disgusting Lactose Intolerant People Emit the Same Amount of Methane as Dairy Cows
“I can tell you how the world ends right now. We fart ourselves to death.” – Stanford Professor Böse Blahung
Weird Tech: Watch the Life Story of Animals as You Eat Them
“Unless Redbox starts squeezing out moist, two-year-old prosciutto with every DVD, I have no idea how they’re going to compete with this.”