The jobs report is in and unemployment has dipped to 3.5% after over 225,000 Americans finally made the dream of owning and operating their very own Etsy shop a reality. What do you think? Continue reading Unemployment plummets as thousands of Americans finally open up that Etsy store they’ve been talking about
“Have they considered powering these windmills with coal?” Continue reading Texans Question Their Masculinity As State Begins Using More Wind Energy Than Coal
Mr. Cox has locked Eric Trump in the White House’s cold storage room next to the bowling alley in an attempt to show that air pollution does not harm humans. Continue reading Eric Trump is Currently Locked in a Room That’s Being Pumped Full of Pollution
Doctors have voiced concerns over the ingestion of coal by minors. Continue reading West Virginia Serving ‘Clean Coal’ in Public School Lunches
